MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
YouMayNotRestNow (Monsters Nearby)
New song! Shouldn’t be too hard to guess what it’s about.
reblog again for people who weren’t up at midnight
Lace and embroidery and beads and magic and I’m not crying you’re crying shut up.
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
how is anyone in australia still alive?
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
Riku: Why don’t the dream eaters ever attack you?
Joshua: They won’t go after you unless you’re a dreamer —which is funny because I’ve got plenty of dreams.
AU - Super Wright - Dean is arrested for murder and Sam teams up with Wright & Co. Law Offices to defend his sorry ass.
For the TFW video game art challenge.
not even sorry.
Also bonus AU where Sam’s the one in the detention center.
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE